Hello Friends!

I am off for the afternoon, but wanted to dash out a quick note before the day got old.

At this time I feel it is necessary to reiterate (as I have many times before) the excellent benefits to one's health of drinking chai tea lattes. If you have not drunk a chai tea latte in your lifetime, I hardly call what you have called 'life' hitherto life, and you shall see what life truly is, from now on, if you go out and have a drink of the best and most convenient of chais immediately.

One need not be too picky, for while there are better chais, and exceptional chais, chai is in itself, divine, and therefore, hard to screw up. Take it from me, our children would be far less likely to be addicted to other substances if our schools would only pass out a bit of the good stuff each morning with the morning announcements. But, these things always take time, and I imagine our educational system will reach that conclusion eventually, and the future world leaders shall take hold of their studies with a hitherto unseen vigor. One can only hope.

Cheerio-

-Mr. Bob

P.S. I find that "hitherto" is a word not used enough in today's common conversation and writing, a condition, you shall see from the post above, I have decided to single-handedly amend. I suggest you all do the same.